Cool Blonde Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

Q. What do blonde virgins eat?
A. Baby food.

Cool Blonde Jokes

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?"
A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Q. Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
A. She thought it was diet coke.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.

Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.

Q. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A. All you can eat under a buck.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
 A: A dope ring.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A: A dumb terminal.

Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A: So brunettes can understand them.

Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.